Sound of one hand clapping

Always good to have no support.

Go to “A” for assistance? Uh, the system is down.

Try “B” for back-up? Ditto.

Oh yeah, don’t forget to email folks who have brought you this message…..

Uh, ok…in my spare time, since I am busy dodging verbal missiles thrown at me through phones and in person.

Didn’t anyone ever hear the old chestnut about preventing things from occurring?

Obviously not….

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